Trend Alert: Cake Culture

You're fucking kidding me!

Igor Vovkovinsky was 7" tall when he was eight years old!

Now he is 7''8.

It's not I'm callus, but it's remarkable! You can't say it's not remarkable.

I only know about him because I'm watching "Help I'm turning into a Giant" TLC. He knew it would be on TV. TLC's even known for being a freak channel. It's not my fault.

Addiction on TLC: theme song

I have had to hear the chorus of this weird, chrippy sounding 90s shart

for the last month non-stop. It makes me want to puke. I don't

necessary dislike the song itself, it's that grating, folky,

hollow shrew behind the mic.

Sinead O'Connor, your howl haunts my dreams.

My Facebook Life

Oh hi!

So this is Pankaj Soni.

He went to Hpu Shimla College and is employed by a Government Executive. He is single, interested in women, and is looking for friendship and dating.

... awkward...

I found this on my work computer

The file name is "fat goth slut"

Hilarious. Disgusting. Thought provoking.

Hey Assholes, do this for Spring!

I Hate This!!

Dear Corey Haim,

I'm watching Two Coreys and you're annoying me from beyond the grave.

Oh look, here you are gesturing to moderately memorable Corey and his hot wife that you mooch off of in the show! Sad to say those were bounteous times when contrasted with the more recent years of your (now existent) life.

Dear Andrew Garcia from American Idol; You look like a Guinea Pig

He is what the voice actors from G-Force look like.

This is the cast of G-Force:

No One Reads a Teleprompter Like Kathy Ireland

No One Reads a Teleprompter Like Kathy Ireland

Kathy Griffin's guest appearance on Law & Order: SVU

Hilarious! Probably.

Trend Alert: Midget Culture

TLC needed to diversify our view of 'midget culture', and did so with the conception of "The Little Chocolatiers"

And now, TLC's "Our Little Life", about two 'little people' who conceive an average size baby!

Reba Meets Pink: American Idol's Lacey Brown

Madonna is going to kick all of our asses!