Monday, June 29, 2009

It's been a while.

I've got stuff going on, y'know?

Here's something:


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Try It!

Hey ya'll;

Here's something new you can try: when you see something that would usually make you angry and confused (e.g. Hummer, really loud bass, over-tanned club lady, scary ripped rockers, et cetera) just shout "cool!" That way, you get a little inside laugh, and the victim of your laughter is able to continue their day. Everyone wins; although, sometimes people deserve not to.


COOL!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

You're making me depressed.

Something Decent #2

There is nothing wrong with a little shameless self promotion.

Just give me a chance to help everyone dress better!


Friday, April 10, 2009

Fighting



This movie is about fighting.
The main character (pictured above) finds something worth fighting for.
Cool.



Mars Attacks

All Star Cast:

Michael J. Fox
Jack Black
Pierce Brosnan
Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson w/ fake nose (playing a different character, which therefore counts a separate credit)
Martin Short
Glenn Close
Natalie Portman
Sarah Jessica Parker
Annette Benning
Pam Grier
Tom Jones
Danny DeVito
Christina Applegate

whoa...wierd

And, it doesn't even end there - I spotted many nameless, yet familiar faces...annoying.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Knock it Off #2

Skinny jeans are not out yet. They are great and people look good in them. Don't let go. However, super bright jeans are another issue altogether. They are done! Do you hear me? DONE! Throw them out - get rid of them - we don't want to see them around these parts anymore.

Case in Point:

How Dufferin and Bloor lets you know that Spring is here!

Crack mama without hosiery, spring is here!




Old man fat man on a bench without a jacket, spring is here!




Man with a gold tooth smiling, spring is here!





Meth-heads in the streets before 6pm, spring is here!



Just another day in the neighbourhood.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Uncomfortable with this:

This reminds me of the time before the Tomb Raider movie. Hoards of perverse geek boys worshiping a computer graphic, "Laura Croft". This is even wierder! What is even happening here? Why did the creator of this image take the time to make such a sexy computer woman? Why are there internet communities that center on the trading and creating of images like this? What happened to these people in order for this to be appealing? I'm reeling...


Knock it Off #1

Memo to people who have a hard time letting go of trends:

The Kafiya scarf is not 'happening' anymore. Their moment has passed, pack them away and perhaps they will see light again in a few years.
Case in point: if they were still cool, do you think that I would have been able to find this:


You do not want to be this man. No one wants to be this man; least of all this man.

I'm going to PUKE!!!!!!


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Matt Giraud of American Idol season 8


You're totally a "Bryan" with a "y"...such a "Bryan" with a "y"!!


Randy Jackson:

I'm not going to lie. Until very recently I thought that Randy Jackson was Michael Jackson's brother. I just kind of assumed this because all his 'credentials' seemed meaningless. Well, as it turns out they are not related. So here's a question, what right do you have be on the show? What are you contributing? Why are you so insistent on your artificial usage of modern street slang?

The Novelty of Thongs

I'm pretty sure that preventing panty lines was secondary to the thong's true, primary purpose: to look sexy. There are some problems with this notion from where I'm standing:

  1. The thong is played out.

  2. It has become a grotesque outward expression of something private: sexuality.

  3. People wear them that should not, or that I don't want to see in one.

  4. Too often it becomes clear who is wearing a thong and who is not. No one should know unless you aren't wearing pants.

That being said, I'm not talking about taking the thong off the market. Variety is the spice of life. But can people please execute some candor in their outfit choices!


Case in point. Mystery Girl: I'm sorry if you ever see this, but COME ON!

Something Decent #1

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, and I have finally developed my summer theme: Jazz Age. It's important to have a theme in mind when you do things because then your actions have more focus. Everything's coming up jazz - picnics, crooning, sarcasm...androgeny?

Regardless, if you need me, I'll be sitting in the park with my parasol, reading and listening to jazz standards.

For more information on something that is so cool, most people have no idea what is even going on: D.J. Taylor, Bright, Young People.


The rebellious Jazz Age darlings of London, England. The bright, young People

Open Letter to Octomom

I think that something most people aware of popular culture can agree on is that the world has had enough of Nadya "Octomom" Suleman.

Dear Idiot;

Please take your government subsidized babies, and disapear into the night.

Many Thanks,

Everyone!


She's so wierd...

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Homeless people...

If people don't have homes, I have to say, I'm kind of apathetic. You want to know what a real tragedy is? The working poor! That's a real tragedy. Furthermore, why are there so many homeless ne'er do wells on the TTC? Where are they going? I bet I can tell you where they aren't going: home or work!


This is what all Homeless people look like to me.