Try It!

Hey ya'll;

Here's something new you can try: when you see something that would usually make you angry and confused (e.g. Hummer, really loud bass, over-tanned club lady, scary ripped rockers, et cetera) just shout "cool!" That way, you get a little inside laugh, and the victim of your laughter is able to continue their day. Everyone wins; although, sometimes people deserve not to.

COOL!

Lindsay Lohan

You're making me depressed.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Something Decent #2

There is nothing wrong with a little shameless self promotion.

Just give me a chance to help everyone dress better!

Fighting

This movie is about fighting.
The main character (pictured above) finds something worth fighting for.
Cool.

Mars Attacks

All Star Cast:

Michael J. Fox
Jack Black
Pierce Brosnan
Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson w/ fake nose (playing a different character, which therefore counts a separate credit)
Martin Short
Glenn Close
Natalie Portman
Sarah Jessica Parker
Annette Benning
Pam Grier
Tom Jones
Danny DeVito
Christina Applegate

whoa...wierd

And, it doesn't even end there - I spotted many nameless, yet familiar faces...annoying.

Knock it Off #2

Skinny jeans are not out yet. They are great and people look good in them. Don't let go. However, super bright jeans are another issue altogether. They are done! Do you hear me? DONE! Throw them out - get rid of them - we don't want to see them around these parts anymore.

Case in Point:

How Dufferin and Bloor lets you know that Spring is here!

Crack mama without hosiery, spring is here!




Old man fat man on a bench without a jacket, spring is here!




Man with a gold tooth smiling, spring is here!





Meth-heads in the streets before 6pm, spring is here!



Just another day in the neighbourhood.

Uncomfortable with this:

This reminds me of the time before the Tomb Raider movie. Hoards of perverse geek boys worshiping a computer graphic, "Laura Croft". This is even wierder! What is even happening here? Why did the creator of this image take the time to make such a sexy computer woman? Why are there internet communities that center on the trading and creating of images like this? What happened to these people in order for this to be appealing? I'm reeling...

Knock it Off #1

Memo to people who have a hard time letting go of trends:

The Kafiya scarf is not 'happening' anymore. Their moment has passed, pack them away and perhaps they will see light again in a few years.

Case in point: if they were still cool, do you think that I would have been able to find this:

You do not want to be this man. No one wants to be this man; least of all this man.

I'm going to PUKE!!!!!!