Thursday, January 28, 2010
No Effort Required
Since when did "not trying" become an excuse to look like garbage?
How about you start trying because you don't wander around all day with your arm extended, holding a mirror! I have to look at you. It is insulting to the public in general when you leave your house looking like a moron.
We live in a culture of choice. People can, in fact, be paralyzed in the face of all the options the modern consumer market provides for them. For this reason, I believe that what people choose to wear does inform me as to what they may be like.
But then again, maybe this guy has a great job, diverse interests, and a deep appreciation for ironic humour!
This won't be a waste of time...
In the 1990's something horrible happened: Insane Clown Posse (ICP for short) began their clown face painted, detroit trash repping, rapping career.
I thought that I'd left their legacy between the pages of my garbage dump dwelling Circus Magazine, but no!! They are back!
And starring in their own western.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Well Done!
Congratulations parents! You conceived and nursed a heathy baby boy. Then you turned him into something vaguely recognizable as a human being.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Pretty Funny
Someone took the old Apple ads with Jeff Goldblum from 1990s and slowed them down. This has resulted in Jeff Goldblum sounding drunk.
This one is my favourite. But, if you're really into this, check out the one labelled "Drunk Jeff Goldblum 2" he talks about how no one likes beige for a while.
Enjoy.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Knock it off #3
So guess what, the whole 'unique nerd' thing is completely over. It couldn't be more over. And every single time I see someone trying to make fake readers work, specifically the Ray Ban Wayfarer variety, I want to puke in their face.
Here is an example of a loser that thinks he looks interesting. Well, guess what? You're not interesting, there is nothing special about you, no one wonders about your fascinating life because you are completely run of the mill. Completely everyday. Mundane. Pedestrian.
Stop wearing these!
Oh, by the way, the file name on this is: me_rockin_nerd_glasses.img
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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